TrevKing

Hi I'm Vahl. I'm writing this journal to tell you my life from when I was 9 to when my ship crashed in the frozen oceans of Skyrim. The story all starts in my family's cottage on Root street, in Nirn city, on the island of Geenova. I was an only child, so I did EVERYTHING around the house. I cleaned, I hunted, and I cooked. I know what your thinking, "But Vahl you were only 9. Why were you cooking.", and believe me I asked the same question over and over again, but after every time, I would say to myself, "Well. At least its better than mom's cooking." I had that life for about 8 years. One day soon after those 8 years were up, my mother clai

Hezllo. My name iz DERPALERP the derpaloop. I izzorry for meh spellin. I never learned how to. Thiz will be a ztory of meh live. It all started in Derptopia, the capital of derpaloop kind. I waz born and immediatli ran away from a odd maan. He say hie iz Hulk and hie likez Spider Guts. Well, I dropped meh pencil, sooooooooooooo I can't wright right nwo goodby.........